Them feel seh true them go a church

Their sins don’t need forgiving (FORGIVING)

Them really gone from bad to worse

With demya careless living (LIVING)

Me a bwoy me no go church how long

Rather sleep through the morning and put on a slam

But me woman she a pressure me fi go confession

So me decide fi go ah kill the conversation (Amen)

So me siddung right beside Sister Pam

Who a tell me everything bout the congregation

Bout Sister Paulette and her gay husband

And how she still a sleep with the minibus man (Amen)

Sister Gwen claim she a Christian

But last night them catch her in a Stone Love session

she a do the dutty dance to the Matterhorn song

And a say she get the ting them from Baby Cham (Amen)

HOOK
Them feel seh true them go a church

Their sins don’t need forgiving (FORGIVING)

Them really gone from bad to worse

With them ya careless living (LIVING)

She all a tell me talk bout the one Deacon

Who a drive big Benz a where him get money from?

That’s why nobody no want give no collection

No see the church roof a leak a wha him really deh pon (Amen)
Every Sunday it’s a competition

me see nuff of dem a gwaan like them inna name brand

dat deh sittin weh she a wear come out a some chunk bottom

With the camphor ball smell dat a no new fashion (Amen)

Then she proceed fi talk bout the men (them)

Who only come a service fi look churchwoman

And fi fool up, the gal them, talk bout religion

But me couldn’t say nuttin becah me kno me ah one
HOOK
Them feel seh true them go a church

Their sins don’t need forgiving (FORGIVING

Them really gone from bad to worse

With them ya careless living (LIVING)

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